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Lou: I'm on to you, kitty, and you're in big trouble!
Russian Blue: I think not, baby puppy. It is you who is in trouble!
Mr. Tinkles: I want you to stay here.
Calico: Why?
Mr. Tinkles: Because I hate you.
Butch: Son of my mom!
Mr. Tinkles: Evil does not wear a bonnet!
Mr. Tinkles: Hold still, I'm trying to crush you!
Mr. Tinkles: Hello, Mr. Sinister Serum...
Mr. Tinkles: As a reward you will each receive sixteen pounds of Monterrey Jack cheese...
[cheers]
Mr. Tinkles: ... and the continent of Australia.
Prof. Dad Brody: Bad talking cat!
Scotty: Loser.
Lou: Cat person.
Mr. Tinkles: Cats rule!
Lou: I think that if I'm going to be a secret agent, I should have a better name. I was thinking, "Toto Annihilation".
Peek: Nah, he's a pro wrestler. Sorry, that name's taken.
Lou: Alright then, "Doom Machine" it is!
Lou: I changed my mind... call me the Claw of Ling Chou!
Lou: I've never met a stray.
Ivy: Actually, I prefer "domestically challenged".
Prof. Dad Brody: Our team is red hot, your team ain't doodley squat!
Mr. Tinkles: The ninjas failed, and failure is unacceptable! If they ever show their faces again, you know what to do.
Calico: Yes. Tell them to wash with a loofah sponge.
Mr. Tinkles: Ah, putting a happy face on things, I see. What an interesting philosophy. At what point did you forget that
[shouts]
Mr. Tinkles: we're trying to take over the world?
Russian Blue: This Tinkles, he is jerk. He talk too much and shed all over.
Russian Blue: What do they know? I work hard, bring home the Meow Mix...
[Lou and the Russian cat are rolling on the floor fighting.]
Lou: Get off me, you furball!
Russian Blue: You fight like a poodle.
Mrs. Mom Brody: I have a bat.
Prof. Dad Brody: I have a mitt, and I'm not afraid to use it.
[Whilst driving like an imbecile]
Calico: [shouting] Get out of the road you lunatic!
Prof. Dad Brody: Who do you think kidnapped us, Uraguay or Chad?
Mr. Tinkles: Like a powerful, dark storm, I will make my presence known to the world. Like a seeping mist, I will creep into the dogs' center of power, and make them quake in fear at the very mention of my name!
Sophie the Maid: [Opens the doors and enters] Oh, Mr. Tinkles?!
Sophie the Maid: [sniffing Tinkles] Ah, you're a stinky kitty. First you have to have a bath.
Lou: Well, Miss Challenged, I'm sorry, but I think you gotta leave. My orders are clear. I---
Ivy, the Female Alley Dog: Orders?
Lou: That's right. I'm a secret agent.
Lou: I don't have time for fun.
[Sophie the Maid has made a matching outfit to hers, for Tinkles, and she is pointing it out to him.]
Sophie the Maid: Mr. Tinkles? Guess what I made for you. Now you can look just like me.
Mr. Tinkles: [finally speaking] No, I think not, Sophie. |
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